Mug Shots aka School Photos

Marley Photographed With Brain Intact!

BEACHWOOD, OH:  Class Photographers were shocked to see the results of their recent photo shoot at Agnon School.  In an almost unheard of double exposure on a digital photo file, the "Picture-Guy" displayed a photo of Marley Rose and her Brain in what, by all accounts, appears to be a normal Photograph of the two subjects.

The photo in question clearly shows Marley Rose's Brain, which brings into question whether the photographer was using some sort of x-ray camera.

The photographer gladly provided this retouched version of the photograph and offered the family a free photo button which he would add to the $1,500 photo package the family had all ready purchased.

The FBI and members of a special investigative unit of the Department of  Homeland Security have examined the apparent merging of the Photographs and have issued a 212 page report on the file merging anomaly.

"I don't remember her brain sitting for a photo," the Picture Guy said.   "I'm certain that I wasn't using the X-ray camera.  It's just weird!"

Handsome Six Year Old Takes Another 'Mug Shot'

MAYFIELD HTS, OH:  Lander-Elementary-Schoolhouse Jail's most popular resident checked in again this past September, and was not very happy to be there.

"I don't care so much about the accusations, I just wish they'd tell me when they were going to take the picture!" The six year old defendant was overheard saying at the water fountain.

"I'm a kid!," he stated at a new conference with his family.  "You guys pick out my cloths, and that freaky picture guy starts talking to me and then clicks the camera..."

2003: Joe was accused of not being able to say the alphabet. He was cleared of all charges after he sang it for the judge at the pretrial hearing.

2004: Accused of counting without regard to sequence. Charges are still pending.

2005: Arrested on charges of writing fraudulent checks. The accused stated in court, "I like writing zero's".

"How many pictures of me in the middle of saying 'What?' do you guys want?"  the downtrodden youth asked.

Lander Elementary officials have stated that despite Joseph's photo album of mug shots, "He is a stellar student."

"He got all "Y's on his most recent report card!" his teacher stated.

The wilkinweb has obtained computer records that prove that this is true.  

"We are certain that Joseph will be cleared of all charges in the near future," school officials stated.

"He's just a quiet, smart, sweet, helpful young man.  In today's world, as you know, those are the one's that we look out for," a school board official, who requested anonymity, stated.